Alright, maybe these are only funny to an engineer. Here are two items I came across in the course of work:
First, from a support chat:
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Jordan: Please hold one moment
Jordan: let me get a tech to assist one moment please
Chat InformationPlease wait while I transfer you to 'Tech Tim'.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Tech Tim'
Tech Tim: Hello, I am a technical support representative. Please give me a moment while I review your request.
If I wanted to complain about my service, would I talk to "Manager Mike"?
Yesterday, from Transwiki:
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"The following information may have errors; It is not permissible to be read by anyone who has ever met a lawyer. Use is confined to Engineers with more than 370 course hours of electronic engineering for theoretical studies."
